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  • Submitted by bustanut on Mar 17, 10 at 8:50am

    It takes two to fuck. They should split the bill.

  • Submitted by blondeballer875 on Mar 17, 10 at 8:20am

    so realistic its sad

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    Submitted by randomname on Mar 17, 10 at 8:55am

    Both of them are fucked up.

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    Submitted by ONE_HUNG_LOW on Mar 17, 10 at 6:35pm

    @ 9:36 JoePapi: a guy does have the right to prevent an abortion. It's called wearing a fucking condom to help prevent the pregnancy. Or this douche could've just slept with his wife

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    Submitted by europeanbug on Mar 17, 10 at 4:28pm

    You're a skank and he's a fucking basturd... Go die together.

  • Submitted by JoePapi on Mar 17, 10 at 9:36am

    Fuck that. Until a man has the right to prevent an abortion, he should never be required to pay for one!

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      Submitted by UCF06 on Mar 17, 10 at 11:21am

      He does. By wearing a condom. Maybe it broke, but most likely this pair didn't use one at all.

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        Submitted by ganesh on Mar 17, 10 at 12:20pm

        I think he means making her keep the baby.

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      Submitted by TheUniverse on Mar 17, 10 at 2:46pm

      OMG have you never heard of a condom dumbass?

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      Submitted by xsaint on Mar 17, 10 at 2:59pm

      Haha you stupid shit, men don't even KNOW how difficult a pregnancy is on a woman's body. It's going to be a woman's choice FOREVER, get the fuck over it and get sterilized

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      Submitted by Asheeey on Mar 17, 10 at 5:21pm

      Men can have the right to prevent abortion when they're the ones who carry the child and give birth.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:06am

    Mom?

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    Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:33am

    so who hacked Tiger's phone???

  • 85 93
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 17, 10 at 8:53am

    your reply should be: "Who the fuck is this?"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 3:57pm

    Wire hangerrrr

  • 76 79
    Submitted by NCA on Mar 17, 10 at 9:52am

    Blackmail?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 6:53pm

    If you have a savings account for that than your broke as shit and nobody not even your wife should have fucked you

  • Submitted by biggin on Mar 17, 10 at 12:47pm

    12:31 maybe you don't know what adoption is but if my parents didn't make the the decision to give me up for adoption I would be dead. You need to grow the hell up.

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      Submitted by ojg15 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:45am

      Pity they did.. Then we wouldn't be wasting our time reading your fuckin life story

  • Submitted by yakturk43 on Mar 17, 10 at 8:31am

    Pay for it yourself you homewrecking whore

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    Submitted by knickerbocker on Mar 17, 10 at 9:14am

    What does being married have to do with who pays ?

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    Submitted by gdagdr on Mar 17, 10 at 5:09pm

    Of course he will. Infidelity...it's not illegal it's just frowned upon.

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    Submitted by pike1346 on Mar 17, 10 at 1:12pm

    Take a fall down the stairs

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    Submitted by profhopkins on Mar 22, 10 at 2:10pm

    Abortions rule. Every women should have at least one in the lifetime.

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    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 17, 10 at 8:28am

    I was thinking the same thing blondeballer. Normally they'll bring up the abortion in a witty or humorous way. This was so real I actually checked my bank account to make sure I have enough for an abortion.

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    Submitted by Chief_Dong on Mar 17, 10 at 9:09am

    Got to agree with bustanut..

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    Submitted by rEaDy2DiE87 on Mar 17, 10 at 10:05am

    Just throw that cunt down a long set of stairs...preferibly the spiral ones

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    Submitted by minihoodehoo on Mar 17, 10 at 8:20am

    Aids?

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    Submitted by leadbelly on Apr 15, 10 at 2:19pm

    No way, maybe it will turn out to be another slut willing to service another married man

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    Submitted by Boberoni on Mar 17, 10 at 8:26am

    Why do the married guys gave to shoulder all the responsiblity

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      Submitted by annonimuus on Sep 12, 10 at 3:58pm

      Maybe she didn't know. Or maybe he told her he was leaving his wife and that's why she had the affair...\nAnd she has to have the abortion, which is painful. He can pay for it.

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    Submitted by biggin on Mar 18, 10 at 1:19am

    With a name "kickASSxoxoxo94" I'm sure you are suucchh a religious girl. And I'm not judging. Just stating my opinion.

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    Submitted by whitebane on Mar 17, 10 at 11:09am

    Epic Fail

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 3:32am

    Slut. Too bad your "mother" didn't abort you.

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    Submitted by thagreata on Mar 23, 10 at 12:08am

    Hmmm tacky

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 8:55am

    Slut

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    Submitted by thedeathbear on Mar 21, 10 at 7:35am

    Kill that baby!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 11:15am

    9:36 burn in hell

  • Submitted by biggin on Mar 17, 10 at 12:11pm

    Abortion is so wrong and I cannot believe you are even considering it. I am a guy for a good laugh but this wanted to make me cry! All you're worried about is who pays to murder the baby! God has a special place for people like you. It's not pretty.

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      Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Mar 17, 10 at 1:20pm

      god doesn't exist. please exit the building and take your vagina with you.

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        Submitted by weetz on Mar 17, 10 at 7:10pm

        not everyone with a vagina believes abortion is wrong and God exists. I'm almost embarrassed to agree with you on anything, because you're such a dumb shit.

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          Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Mar 18, 10 at 11:42am

          i know, i have a vagina and i believe it is my right to do what i please with what may or may not come out of it as a result of conception. lol and good luck proving god exists.

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            Submitted by weetz on Mar 24, 10 at 12:19am

            ha, i meant that not everyone with vaginas believes God exists...myself included. As in, I think believing in god is stupid and has nothing to do with vaginas.

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      Submitted by TheDude on Mar 17, 10 at 2:23pm

      Why don't you cry about it? Oh wait, you did. Don't worry about how others live their lives based on your believe in make belief fairytale creatures like unicorns and God.

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      Submitted by douchemonger on Mar 18, 10 at 11:05am

      Judge not, lest ye be judged?\n\nI think that's what you people say. Grow up. Women can choose what to do with their body. Don't like it? Move.

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    Submitted by bizza on Mar 24, 10 at 12:27am

    @bustanut, chyeah but its a pretty heavy bribe

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    Submitted by SUPERMule on Mar 17, 10 at 9:13pm

    i say bury the preggo slut in the garden, right under his wife's favorite daisies.

  • Submitted by doomsauced on Mar 17, 10 at 6:46pm

    I have a savings account for just this situation. Luckily I've only had to dip into it twice.

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    Submitted by kickassxoxoxo94 on Mar 17, 10 at 11:11pm

    Biggin I myself am a very religious girl. Idk what religion you are but god does not judge he forgives and if your going to be judgemental then seriouslly why r u on tfln like seriouslly here is not the place to preech

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      Submitted by styx on Mar 18, 10 at 2:38am

      Apparently very religous girls like yourself do not know God has a capital "g"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 12:31pm

    12:11 your a homo

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    Submitted by chuckwgn22 on Mar 17, 10 at 9:46am

    Just kick her in the stomach a few times

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      Submitted by beatstreet on Mar 17, 10 at 11:45am

      Not cool. But neither is the preggo slut.

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      Submitted by Perfidy on Mar 17, 10 at 1:56pm

      I thought we invented stairs for this particular purpose.