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  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Sep 27, 11 at 9:21am

    All women should be certified. You know...for safety or whatever.

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    Submitted by bigman_oncampus on Sep 27, 11 at 12:31pm

    Saving a life one d**k at a time.

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    Submitted by JunkShot on Sep 27, 11 at 9:33pm

    If he's a gentleman, he'll provide you some of his hunch punch for your efforts.

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    Submitted by like77arabs on Sep 27, 11 at 9:57am

    Why are none of these girls in my area?

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 27, 11 at 12:41pm

    Give that man CPR - Cocksucking Penile Resuscitation!

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    Submitted by CrashR6 on Sep 27, 11 at 11:01pm

    Go save a life!

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 27, 11 at 9:55am

    Your penis to his mouth?

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    Submitted by TheMxXx on Sep 28, 11 at 10:04pm

    Oh Im not only Certified....Im Licensed and Insured ;-p

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    Submitted by rocker_girl_45 on Sep 29, 11 at 2:49am

    we should b bffs LOL

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    Submitted by Pancakefield on Sep 27, 11 at 9:56am

    "no pulse doctor.." \n "get out the dental dam."

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    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 27, 11 at 1:21pm

    She graduated top of her class from Whore University!

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    Submitted by Socal_babe on Sep 29, 11 at 2:52am

    ^ certified! Lol!!

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    Submitted by lizzienicole15 on Sep 27, 11 at 10:32pm

    Pure genius...