Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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