I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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