i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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