Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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