Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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it glows. i had to have it.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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