I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I didn't notice because vodka
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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