HIV tests are more positive than that guy
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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