i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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