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  • 68 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:47pm
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    Stop dating carpenters.

  • 73 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:01pm
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    thats code for "your vagina is fugly"

  • 57 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:48pm
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    well.. at least he noticed?

  • 50 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:48pm
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    Well atleast he noticed..

  • 46 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:40pm
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    If some slut sent me a pic of her touching herself, I would probably jizz and then have a heart attack. I will assure you I would not notice any nails.

  • 47 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:05am
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    Hey let me see your nice nails

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:54pm
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    Where'd you get Tim Tebow's number from, dude?

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:20pm
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    lmao 6:40 is a virginnnn

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:16pm
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    this has happened to me!! what the hell?!

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:52pm
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    Sometimes thats the most prominent thing in a self stim pic...maybe it was a bad one and he couldnt see the background?

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:38pm
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    Probably the only nice thing he could have said in response...

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:45pm
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    Write right. Bitch next time put your finger or fist up your ass so he can't see your nails Kabrona lmao

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:12pm
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    i'd be so stoked if someone said i had nice nails

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:10pm
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    I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 32 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:52pm
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    hes just really not into you, move on, sorry sweetie

  • 27 35
    Submitted by rinazor on Aug 12, 10 at 2:41am
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    I've had someone tell me the same thing

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:15am
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    He's playing it cool. He pobably jacked off to the photo, and sent a retarded response to buy him more photos.

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:50pm
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    Maybe he's not interested in fuckin ya

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:30am
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    ...and your vagina looks like a wet, deflated car airbag.

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:41pm
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    Maybe he has a nail fetish? Or he doesn't like beef curtains...

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:48am
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    4:16, what's wrong with doing goats?

  • 26 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:28am
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    Rofl First

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:27pm
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    Hahahahaa lmfao 4:16

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:16pm
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    He prolly thinks your to loosey goosey.

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Pufpuf on Jul 16, 10 at 6:46pm
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    Hah u got an ugly ass va j j lol

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:54am
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    because you're probably ugly and he doesn't want you sweetie.

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:44pm
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    Well if all her noticed was ur nails then he's a homo !! ( big tone will bang u out )

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:28am
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    some guys just have no tact... why couldn't he have just sent you a picture of himself with a boner?

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:23am
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    Send me a pic of u touching urself and I'll tell u what's up...holla holla

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:51pm
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    It could be the guy getting a text from a girl and putting it on here

  • 26 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:12am
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    I've had the same thing happen so I buy ur story, but he also said he was so shocked he blew a red light... which was awsome cause he was an on duty cop.

  • 28 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:10am
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    LMAO ok I have had that happen to me but at the same time wtf else could he say?

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:55pm
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    Maybe he doesn't wanna tell your that You have an ugly body? Maybe..

  • 27 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:39pm
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    Shiittt i wanna see your nails to then!!

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:50pm
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    It won't let me say fff. @. Gggg

  • 20 37
    Submitted by anonstopdisco on Dec 19, 10 at 3:46pm
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    Ouch, obviously he found nothing else to compliment on.

  • 23 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:59am
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    Must of been an ugly looking vagina!

  • 20 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:52pm
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    probably being sarcastic.. haha

  • 26 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:27am
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    Thats sad it came from the sweetest place eva reppin da 517 yo