Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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