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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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Peacocks make any activity more enjoyable.
Dude, you suck. Peacocks are the shit. You ever played with a rat when you're drunk? It's magical.
Magical? Really?
Rule: Eating doritos isn't as good sober. Ever.
Agreed. Where can I purchase your rule book? Preferably a hard cover copy.
You are from jersey so I'm guessing, Philly zoo ale festival 7/24/10\nGood times
I have to call fake. Peacocks are really mean...I doubt this person could get close enough to feed them.
Legit
I seriously couldn't understand this text... I had to keep reading it over and over O.o
Peacocks are vicious fuckers. Almost as bad as swans and rabbits...
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