I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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