I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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