I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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