Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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