Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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