WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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