I wish I could punch you in the face.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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