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  • 68 33
    Submitted by SDBear2011 on Jan 8, 13 at 11:42pm

    Try holding them in your hands for a few seconds. It works

    • 44 38
      Submitted by sleete on Jan 11, 13 at 1:00pm

      or armpits

  • 59 40
    Submitted by joshua_valentine on Jan 8, 13 at 11:43pm

    Nothing like microwaving plastic, giving it a healthy dose of radiation, then shoving it in your vagina! Don't be surprised if your cooter grows tentacles and teeth!

    • 35 33
      Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Jan 10, 13 at 7:25am

      Seriously? Go and learn some basic science.

    • 33 34
      Submitted by KyraIbuki on Jan 24, 13 at 10:45pm

      so by your logic every time I microwave food I get radiation? then how the hell am I still alive?

  • 55 39
    Submitted by liquor_n_front on Jan 8, 13 at 2:50pm

    I'm glad I read this txt as I was microwaving my chili dog for lunch... I waasss hungry

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jan 9, 13 at 12:52pm

    Frigid chicks wouldn't notice.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by princesscathy on Jan 9, 13 at 1:42am

    It has been really cold....