youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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