we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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