so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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