Been shot in the chest with a pellet gun. I was too drunk to realize the pellet went in. Had to dig it out sober the next morning before church. Got to church and was bleeding right over my heart through my shirt. They took it as a religious sign and laid hands on me and prayed.
Submitted by
enormoustard
on Jul 26, 11 at 10:37am
He is my neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
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