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    Submitted by satanslilhelper on Jul 26, 11 at 9:48am

    adding insult to injury, literally

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    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 26, 11 at 5:50pm

    He is my neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

  • 31 37
    Submitted by enormoustard on Jul 26, 11 at 10:37am

    Been shot in the chest with a pellet gun. I was too drunk to realize the pellet went in. Had to dig it out sober the next morning before church. Got to church and was bleeding right over my heart through my shirt. They took it as a religious sign and laid hands on me and prayed.

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      Submitted by Vintageboyy on Jul 26, 11 at 10:42am

      ur mistake was definatly going to church

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    Submitted by mississippigirl1 on Jul 26, 11 at 11:23am

    How was that a religious sign?!? That's.. Oh never mind. Screw it.