it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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