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  • 79 41
    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 2, 12 at 9:13am

    So try some anal, it'll feel tight for him and you'll at least know when he's in you.

  • 68 42
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 2, 12 at 11:18am

    He puts the "pen" in penis.

  • 63 38
    Submitted by colybear18 on Oct 2, 12 at 9:11am

    He had to learn to compensate for his pencil dick somehow.

  • 36 32
    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 2, 12 at 11:46am

    Male enhancements, anyone??

    • 22 38
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 21, 12 at 5:31pm

      Male enhancements don't actually make you bigger; they just make it easier to stay harder for longer.

  • 26 31
    Submitted by learntoswim on Oct 2, 12 at 10:22pm

    The correct term is "girth"

  • 20 25
    Submitted by smileyouwon85 on Oct 3, 12 at 10:17am

    Eeeek. Been there. :/

  • 29 50
    Submitted by actcohen on Oct 2, 12 at 10:22am

    And her response to the sex should be, "honey is the banging noise from my head hitting the headboard because it has been twenty minute and I'm not sure if your gyrating counts as an actual fuck".