is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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