I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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