Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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