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  • 80 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 10 at 5:24pm

    SURPRISE BUTTSEX!

  • 93 86
    Submitted by canonymous on Oct 12, 10 at 2:36pm

    instead they have a "shut the fuck up little troll who is trying to be funny on the internet and is miserably failing" website.

  • 87 77
    Submitted by renagage on Oct 12, 10 at 3:09pm

    No you are the only one

  • 72 60
    Submitted by ndprincessbma on Oct 12, 10 at 3:27pm

    yep ive done that, my sympathies

  • 68 66
    Submitted by LynnZee on Oct 12, 10 at 2:54pm

    If it's just the screen, you can buy another one on eBay and replace it yourself. It's not hard, you just need some screwdrivers and probably an anti-static strap.

    • 54 59
      Submitted by urallstupid on Oct 12, 10 at 6:30pm

      I highly doubt it. By the sound of that text, I dont believe the OP can wipe its own ass without getting shit everywhere. Let alone use hand tools.

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Doctorseaman13 on Oct 13, 10 at 4:09am

    @2:36 who uses the word unless they're 12 and talking about dragons and fairies? you must be the only one...

  • 69 69
    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Oct 12, 10 at 4:58pm

    if you're worried about what your parents are gonna say.. you shouldn't b drinking

  • 62 56
    Submitted by bigbear236 on Oct 13, 10 at 3:31am

    you are not alone

  • 63 59
    Submitted by steph4612t on Oct 12, 10 at 5:50pm

    No, they definitely aren't the only one. Did that to mine. This is definitely funny if it's happened to you.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by mgcobbs1 on Oct 12, 10 at 9:30pm

    Same thing happened to me but I threw up in it instead

  • 68 82
    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Oct 12, 10 at 2:33pm

    This is not remotely funny. Nor was it sent last night.

    • 63 64
      Submitted by CIT on Oct 12, 10 at 3:01pm

      probably 90% of the texts on this site weren't sent last night.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by NightGod on Oct 13, 10 at 8:45pm

    If your parents bought the complete care warranty, they never have to know. Just call Dell up and they'll come to your dorm in a day or two to fix it. And if you fix it yourself, you don't need an anti-static strap unless you love wearing wool sweaters and have shag carpet.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by carepolice on Oct 12, 10 at 5:55pm

    Kid that still lives with his parents drinking a whole bottle of rum? Anyone drinking a whole bottle of rum? Hmm..