alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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