We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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