how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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