I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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