9:37 just beacuse ur blacked out drunk doesn't mean u can't walk... Put ur big boy pants on and really get wasted one night before u post something like that
@ 8:59: actually, it's possible depending on his size. a BAC of .3 is when you black out, .4 is when you pass out, and .5 is when you die.
learned it in my MIP class 3 years ago...3 months before my 21st...so i was legitmately interested in half the stuff he said.
you pass out before .4 .. had to take that fucking stupid alcohol edu class online for college.. either way this is impossible. you would die from bonging a 1/5 of jack
I'm from Canada and I don't know how much a 5th is! Is it 1/5 of a gallon? As in a 26 ouncer? You crazy Americans and your non metric system!
Either way, this text is hilarious, regardless of how much this guy actually drank.
A friend of mine used to do something called "the bottle of rum trick" where he would pound a whole fifth. Pretty amazing but he did it more than once. Big fella, 250 lb or so. So, totally possible. Respect for the hat, too.
correction: if he bonged it (i didn't read that part cloesly enough), it was quite possible he could've died. drinking speed obviously has a lot to do with BAC.
First, bonging 750 ml of jack might not be survivable, but let's say it is. Second, the feat of stealing a fireman's helmet is extremely hard to manage if you're sober, but let's just say he did it. What really amazes me is how he came home while blacked out? Did he walk while he was unconscious?
Ok this is physically impossible, he would have died. and knowing the douche bags from 708 (probably westchester) they would brag about something retarded like this.
Oh I get it! It's funny because somehow while he was very intoxicated he managed to somehow procure an authentic fireman's helmet without getting into trouble!
-Jeff
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