look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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