I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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