How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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