Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I think your dad took our porno
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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