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  apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!

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• what makes it fake? i read this science report and it turns out police officers are actual real people that actually can say funny things. this could have very well happened.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:05pm

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• That's funny!! Cops suck around me . . .Real assholes

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:46pm

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• it's definitely true. happened in College Station to a friend.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:44am

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• I don't see why you'd WANT to remember those nights! :P

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:04pm

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• Fuck yessss! Reppin h-town trick!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:04am

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• yeah, when he was saying "spread those legs" he wasn't thinking about your shoes. Did he have his hand on his night stick?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:33pm

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• Y messenger: Jackinsally

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 3:51am

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• 8:24 that's vile and your pathetic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:44pm

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• It doesn't have to be h-town. There is spring and conroe and the woodlands. But yaaa that's pretty awesome!!!! Haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 4:17pm

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• U would think a sober person especially a cop would know better if ur so drunk ur puking on urself u don't understand shit and probably have alchol poisoning. I sa this fake

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:00am

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• I only want you in my pocket if you promise not to vomit in there.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 10:17am

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• "why can't I remember those nights?!" because you already puked your brains out? ah yes.... those fun filled college days i kinda remember.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:19am

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• not fake. happened last week in college station!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:42am

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• Hahah it's Houston! I don't think this is fake. Sounds like a cop, at least one with a Southern accent.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:12pm

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• hahaha that's fucking hilarious.. that made me laugh.. lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:03pm

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• This WOULD happen with a Houston cop.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:50am

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• houston cops are the shit man

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:25pm

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• 832? God I love Houston

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:02pm

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• He wanted him to spread his legs... And bend over.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:06pm

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• Some day a cop will tell me to spread my legs for him. I just know it!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:16am

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• Repin Houston !! He'll ya

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:51am

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