apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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