if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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