I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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