I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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