After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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