When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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