I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
it glows. i had to have it.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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