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  • 63 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:34pm

    Soccer fans can beat the shit out of any other sports fan any day of the week

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:14am

    LOL if only baseball were a real sport :/

  • 48 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:07pm

    mmm meattarts. I'd eat that.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:58am

    ^agreed, or Micky D's

  • 38 26
    Submitted by theotherguy on Sep 8, 10 at 1:59am

    Some pop tart brand pastries are already vegan actually.

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:40am

    baseball is nicknamed the AMERICAN PASTIME. thus why the op used baseball. duh.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:57am

    Peta sucks. Soccer is the best sport, ever. Poptarts? Big deal. I'm vegan.

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:06am

    411- the frosted ones are not. They contain gelatin.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:00pm

    @11:53 Baseball is a hobby giving a bunch of non-athletic douches a reason to stand around scratching themselves and bitching bc they dont get paid enough. Any sport is better than baseball.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:17pm

    10:19-- you can even eat the vegan ones and still be a fat ass. calories aren't just in animal products.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:06am

    pop tarts are not the backbone of american fatasses, but apparently you are the backbone of american dumbasses

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:03pm

    11:53 - no need to be overly harsh

  • 38 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:23am

    July 19, 2009 11:53AM You're a fucking idiot. I hate soccer but baseball is WAY easier than soccer. You don't even have to be an athlete to play baseball. And to the OP, football is the backbone of american sports, not baseball.

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:50am

    who fucked with baseball? dumb analogy

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:29pm

    12:50 You have never seen a Peta ad have you? Vegetarians and Vegans are the sexiest people I know.

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:19pm

    Field fairies have no right to talk. Soccer is what poor uncivilized nations play. Hey it's a fine sport for women

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:08am

    I just read that after eating a poptart. Shiiiiiit.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:03pm

    5:19 You're right I guess, soccer is only played in 3rd world countries.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:53am

    I thought that was krispy kreme.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:52am

    hahahah this text is hilarious. that passionate about poptarts- probably blazed at the time.

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:11am

    pop tarts are vegan. check the label. so are oreos. and french fries.

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:51pm

    It's the same with vegan bacon. You don't fuck with bacon and I don't trust people who don't like bacon.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:19am

    the last half of 5:50 is right. don't worry, vegan poptarts aren't going to take away your right to eat regular ones. and i'm not even a vegan.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:48pm

    I like how 5.14 never mentioned playing soccer and you're all arguing about how much it sucks on a thread about poptarts

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:54pm

    You are an idiot. It is just a pop tart.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:12pm

    519 speaks the truth

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:19am

    Only the poptarts without frosting, the mint oreos and the golden oreos are vegan. Just eat the regular ones and you can still be a fatass.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:50am

    Pshaw, I agree with the texter. You don't fuck with poptarts. Amen. Although, tbh, as long as I have my hot fudge sundae poptarts, I don't care if they have VeganTarts or MeatTarts or, idfk.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:56pm

    This isn't even funny

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:13pm

    You don't have to buy the vegan ones dumbass.

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:57pm

    5:50- eww, meattarts? haha

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:39pm

    I can't believe there's actually an argument about soccer on here.

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:47pm

    you are such an asshole 5:19

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:30pm

    3:17 - you are a genius. marry me.

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:50pm

    non-frosted poptarts = TOTALLY vegan. Oreos are vergan! Gardenburger RIBS are vegan heavenly goodness.

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:50pm

    Vegans have bad breath. And they tend to be pasty and unhealthy. Gross.

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:10pm

    A peta ad. Hmm. An advertisement where fake ass, burnt bitches like Pammy whine about the fur trade and how sad it is that cows die? Yes, I have seen a few. And I laugh when I watch them, usually as the blood from an ultra rare burger courses down my chin. Airbrushed chicks on tv (that hed have had tons of alterations, like fakeass tan and 4 pounds of blush) do NOT look the same as real live vegans. Real live vegans is a stretch...they all look sickly and near death.

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:35pm

    anybody can kick a canteloupe through a barn door

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:57pm

    i don't like bacon. how can you not trust someone who doesn't like bacon. you're a dumbass.

  • 32 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:17pm

    Pop Tarts are The Breakfast of Champions. If Taco Bell sold beer and Pop Tarts all would be right with the world

  • 29 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:53am

    5:14 I'm guessing you play soccer? In which case you would definitely not know what a real sport is! Soccer sucks, worst sport invented. Hardly a sport, you kick a ball big deal. Baseball is 10x harder then anything you'll ever do in soccer.

  • 39 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:34pm

    The day any of you "athletes" can read react and hit a baseball in .3 seconds will be the day your opinions matter. That includes pitch speed, spin and location..