windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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